My Thoughts Exactly: Food For Thought

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Wolverine and a pinata...

Is a goblet a type of glass... or a baby turkey?!

Whenever I log into my email it says "You've got mail."

How come when I log into my bank account it doesn't say
"You've got money" ... ?

If an iron mine is depleting,

would it be considered anemic?

Is the day after Black Friday considered Black Sabbath?

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.

If you're happy and you don't know it, see a psychiatrist.

Can a Tyrannosaurus Rex do push-ups?

Do robots dream of electric sheep?

*I did not come up with this. It's from the song Alive by Superchick.

A "Laurel" is a type of tree.

So... why shouldn't we rest on them?

Do Amish buggies have to stop at sobriety checkpoints?

Never judge a book by its cover.

Never judge a song by its cover, either.